fantasy/comedy for adults
Murder Hobos
Meet the Murder Hobos! This motley crew is the realm’s WORST adventuring party! They attack first, ask questions later, and… they are the kingdom’s only hope in solving a deadly mystery!
This fantasy/comedy stars:
Wolfy–a gnome ranger who was raised by wolves (and does all the gross things your dog does).
Flurg–an orc-lady barbarian who is super-strong, but only smart enough to say “Flurg”,
Cassie Goodfighter –a knight whose worst stats are strength and dexterity… making her anything but a good-fighter.
Pockets–a kleptomaniac cat-person rogue who can’t keep his paws off shiny things.
This book contains a whole bunch of violence and crude humor. Intended for an age 15 and above audience.
Middle Grade –(4th to 8th grade)
Meet Super Penguin! The World’s FIRST superhero penguin!
In this superhero origin story, Paul Frost goes from average citizen to the city’s first ever superhero. He learns that just because he’s small, it doesn’t mean there’s not a lot of fight in him! While the evil, lizardy General Talon tries to take over the city, and then the world, Super Penguin steps up to try and stop the evil-doer from doing evil things!
The much-anticipated sequel to best-seller, Super Penguin!
Super Penguin and his team just defeated the evil General Talon and took down Dragon Corp. But there’s no time to relax as a new mysterious, threat is attacking Eagle City. Meanwhile, Super Penguin meets a whole new crew of super powered animals as he learns how to control his super powers. Join Super Penguin, Annie, Sam and more on their latest adventure!
Children’s books (preschool to 2nd grade)
Fly Like a Penguin is an uplifting story that encourages kids to embrace who they are, believe in themselves, and fly in their own way.
BOOks for dogs
Ok, I know what you’re thinking. “My dog can’t read” and my response is “not with that negativity they can’t!” but for real, these books are meant to be funny gag gifts for the nerdy, dog lover in your life.
In My Life as a Good Boy, Elvis shares his story from living on “the streets” to his time served at the Vermilion County Animal Shelter. Later in life, Elvis went for a walk (on his own) and was struck by a car. He lived, but become an amputee try-pawed. This is his story (probably, it’s written in Dog so I don’t actually know what it says)
HAIRY PAWTER AND THE SORCERER’S BONE
FINALLY the world’s favorite boy wizard has been translated and transcribed for your four-legged bestie in their language.
MORE COMING SOON
