fantasy/comedy
Described as Dungeons & Dragons meets Rick and Morty, this fantasy/ comedy stars “the realms worst adventuring party”. With characters like Wolfy, the gnome ranger who was raised by wolves (and isn’t house trained) facing with terrifying monsters like the half bear, half cockatoo: Cockbear! These adventures don’t rely on wisdom or intelligence, they roll for initiative first, and ask questions later. (Rated PG-13 for crude humor and violence)
Middle Grade –(4th to 8th grade)
Meet Super Penguin! The World’s FIRST superhero penguin! He teams up with his friends Annie (a polar bear) and Sam (alion) to stop the Evil Komodo Dragon, General Talon from taking over the world!
The much anticipated sequel to best-seller, Super Penguin!
Super Penguin and his team just defeated the evil General Talon and took down Dragon Corp. But there’s no time to relax as a new mysterious, threat is attacking Eagle City. Meanwhile, Super Penguin meets a whole new crew of super powered animals as he learns how to control his super powers. Join Super Penguin, Annie, Sam and more on their latest adventure!
Children’s books (preschool to 2nd grade)
Fly Like a Penguin is an uplifting story that encourages kids to embrace who they are, believe in themselves, and fly in their own way.
BOOks for dogs
Ok, I know what you’re thinking. “My dog can’t read” and my response is “not with that negativity they can’t!” but for real, these books are meant to be funny gag gifts for the nerdy, dog lover in your life.
In My Life as a Good Boy, Elvis shares his story from living on “the streets” to his time served at the Vermilion County Animal Shelter. Later in life, Elvis went for a walk (on his own) and was struck by a car. He lived, but become an amputee try-pawed. This is his story (probably, it’s written in Dog so I don’t actually know what it says)
FINALLY the world’s favorite boy wizard has been translated and transcribed for your four-legged bestie in their language.
Rob Witzel "Award Winning" Writer, Author & Podcast Host 